Friendship/Family:
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but BEST friends just poke eachother with straws.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff..... I laugh even HARDER!!
I Smile because you're my sister. I laugh because there is nothin' you can do about it!
Friends: Ask you why you're crying
Best Friends: Already have a shovel to bury the loser who made you cry!
You're just jealous because we act stupid in public and people still love us!
Chocolate:
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Anonymous
Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate.' Now, you'll get at least one thing done today.
The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Terry Moore
"There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate."
These are funny and cute! lol
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