Yesterday we went to visit our friends for dinner and every time I looked or even went NEAR Josh he would say "What?", look at me funny, or tried to avoid me. I even asked him "Do I...disturb you?" he said ya and would try to avoid me. AGAIN. WHAT DID I DO? I didn't even do anything to somehow disturb him!! I didn't even talk to him most of the time!
Just venting there....
(*breathe in breathe out...*)
ok...I'm good now.
Friday, December 31, 2010
Monday, December 27, 2010
Christmas!!
Christmas was quite exciting. Quite. Every year all of us kids go and sleep in somone's room on Christmas Eve and they all decided that this year we were gonna sleep in my room. yippee. It was very chaotic in my mind. We all were going to bed around....11:30? i should say...but my youngest brother (the one with the brown hair) wouldn't GO TO SLEEP!! So we stayed up for ANOTHER HOUR!!!! I hardly got any sleep for the past week so I wasn't happy. And then, on top of that,everyone woke up at 7 in the morning and we didn't even open presents until 7:30! I could've slept in another half an hour like my mom. darn.
On that happy note....
I GOT AN IPOD TOUCH!!!! Yay!!!! I really wanted an iPod and i would drop a hint here and there about an iPod Touch but I didn't think that I would get one. (No commenting Mother) It's really exciting. Then I just got clothes, jewelry, more makeup, and you know, girlie stuff. :] FUN!! So, how was everyone else's Christmas?
On that happy note....
I GOT AN IPOD TOUCH!!!! Yay!!!! I really wanted an iPod and i would drop a hint here and there about an iPod Touch but I didn't think that I would get one. (No commenting Mother) It's really exciting. Then I just got clothes, jewelry, more makeup, and you know, girlie stuff. :] FUN!! So, how was everyone else's Christmas?
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Pictures of School!!
Here are some pictures from school.


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(Sariah giving Khiana a piggy back ride)
(Luke holding Colin. ya they are weird)
(Tyler, Phillip, Luke, Meagan with hat, and Maddi)
(Colin with his phone on his face and Maria)
(Guess who?)
(Meagan with hat, Maddi BSU shirt, Madi with pj's and I think Chris by whiteboard. Think)
(Patrick and Brannic)
(Colin. Again.)
(Mr. Stadt and Ashley. That's an apple)
(Klausse. Ya.)
(Sean F)
(Golin. gosh. How many times did Brannic take a picture of him?!)
(Brannic and Colin. Mr. Stadt took Colin's phone. Ha)
(Klausse with a bow on his head....)
Monday, December 20, 2010
Cake Wrecks
Oh my gosh. These cakes are SO sad. They're of different college football teams. They are SO SAD! You gotta see them. The blogger who puts these up is hilarious and makes you laugh as you look at these!! LOOK LOOK LOOK.....
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2010-12-01T09%3A30%3A00-05%3A00&max-results=2
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2010-12-01T09%3A30%3A00-05%3A00&max-results=2
Christmas Spirit
To add some Christmas Spirit into my blog I'm gonna put up some videos of The Trojan Men singing Christmas Songs... and others....
Darn
I have some pictures from Friday that I want to post but my camera is dead!! :( and I can't find the charger.... Darn.
Sneeze
This joke is funny.
Person 1: (*sneeze! sneeze! sneeze! sneeze! SNEEZE!*) DANG IT!!!
Person 2: Why did you say that?
Person 1: Because! I just peed my pants!!
Person 2: Oh. I'm sorry.
Person 1: (*sneeze! sneeze! sneeze! sneeze! SNEEZE!*) DANG IT!!!
Person 2: Why did you say that?
Person 1: Because! I just peed my pants!!
Person 2: Oh. I'm sorry.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Sarcastic/Realistic
The other day Mr. Cordero, our Computer's teacher, was telling us how his wife takes things very seriously and that he was very sarcastic.
Mr. C: "For example. If I said "Oh go jump off the roof" my wife would say "What?! Why?! I thought we loved eachother!!"
It was funny. He was also talking about his hair and how he was losing it and this kid he knew for a long time made a comment about it.
Kid: "Do you know what my family would call that part of your hair? It's called a peninsula that will soon become into an island" It was hilarious.
Mr. C: "For example. If I said "Oh go jump off the roof" my wife would say "What?! Why?! I thought we loved eachother!!"
It was funny. He was also talking about his hair and how he was losing it and this kid he knew for a long time made a comment about it.
Kid: "Do you know what my family would call that part of your hair? It's called a peninsula that will soon become into an island" It was hilarious.
Christmas Service
This story is a tear jerker. I'm just reciting this from what I heard. At church Sister Hucks told us a talk that her sister-in-law, Katie, gave at church about her three favorite Christmas's. The third one was my favorite.
Her name is Katie. Every year her family saved up a bunch of money and one child would find a family struggling to use the money to help them. They would buy things they needed, paid their debts, bills, car repairs, or anything else. Secretly. Katie was the youngest in her family and it was her year to find a family in need. About a year or two ago, when she was about 18-19 yrs., there was an accident. A motorcycle was driving into the freeway and the motocyclist was pulled under a Semi and died. Katie's brother-in-law, James, had a tow company and was called to help. When he got there he found the man dead and almost went into shock. It was his wife's and Katie's cousin, Bradley. The whole family was devasted. He left behind his two little boys and his wife, four months pregnant with their first girl. On the Fourth of July, Katie talked to her cousin's wife. She held her while she cried on her shoulder. At that moment Katie had a feeling that her family should help her cousin's family that year.
Katie's family saved up and she asked her Aunt what her cousin needed. She needed snow boots for her little boys and a rocking chair for when the baby arrived. She also needed special lights for her photography business she needed to start to provide for her family. Katie's family bought the items needed and snuck into her cousin's house, set the snow boots, rocking chair, money for groceries, and money for the lights by the tree and left. Secretly. When her cousin walked in she fell on the floor crying. She sat on her mother's lap sobbing because of the miracle that had just happened.
Her name is Katie. Every year her family saved up a bunch of money and one child would find a family struggling to use the money to help them. They would buy things they needed, paid their debts, bills, car repairs, or anything else. Secretly. Katie was the youngest in her family and it was her year to find a family in need. About a year or two ago, when she was about 18-19 yrs., there was an accident. A motorcycle was driving into the freeway and the motocyclist was pulled under a Semi and died. Katie's brother-in-law, James, had a tow company and was called to help. When he got there he found the man dead and almost went into shock. It was his wife's and Katie's cousin, Bradley. The whole family was devasted. He left behind his two little boys and his wife, four months pregnant with their first girl. On the Fourth of July, Katie talked to her cousin's wife. She held her while she cried on her shoulder. At that moment Katie had a feeling that her family should help her cousin's family that year.
Katie's family saved up and she asked her Aunt what her cousin needed. She needed snow boots for her little boys and a rocking chair for when the baby arrived. She also needed special lights for her photography business she needed to start to provide for her family. Katie's family bought the items needed and snuck into her cousin's house, set the snow boots, rocking chair, money for groceries, and money for the lights by the tree and left. Secretly. When her cousin walked in she fell on the floor crying. She sat on her mother's lap sobbing because of the miracle that had just happened.
Friday, December 17, 2010
Mr. Stadt's Awesome Shirt
This is the awesome shirt I made for Mr. Stadt that all 60-somethin 8th graders signed. If you can't read the front it says "Yep. We're sharp as Marbles":
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Don't Wear Your PJ's to School...
Today Emmett and I were talking about wearing PJ's to school:
Me: "You should wear your PJ's to school tomorrow"
E: "well, I just don't have any of those PJ pants with character print on it. you know?"
Me: "well what do you wear to bed then?"
E: "Sometimes I'll fall asleep in my regular clothes."
Me: "So other than that you just wear your boxers to bed?"
E: "Ya. I guess."
Me: "Ok then. don't come to school with your pj's on!!!"
E: (he's joking) "aww. darn."
It was funny! OH!! I made this really awesome shirt for Mr. Stadt!!! He's gonna wear it tomorrow so I'm gonna take a picture of it!
Me: "You should wear your PJ's to school tomorrow"
E: "well, I just don't have any of those PJ pants with character print on it. you know?"
Me: "well what do you wear to bed then?"
E: "Sometimes I'll fall asleep in my regular clothes."
Me: "So other than that you just wear your boxers to bed?"
E: "Ya. I guess."
Me: "Ok then. don't come to school with your pj's on!!!"
E: (he's joking) "aww. darn."
It was funny! OH!! I made this really awesome shirt for Mr. Stadt!!! He's gonna wear it tomorrow so I'm gonna take a picture of it!
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Boring!
Man. This week has been really boring. Not a lot going on.....maybe it's because Christmas is next week.... whatever.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
:P
Ya. That's how I feel.... :P bleh. bored....homework.....TEST......EXAMS..... AAAHHHH. ok. I'm good. I need a laugh.....
Sunday, December 12, 2010
The Fallen Reject
I found out who The Fallen Reject is. It's Sean F. Long Story, but I found a note from The Fallen Reject and apparently he likes Sariah. Ya. Kinda random.
A Boy's Version of The Nativity
This is a boy's version of THE NATIVITY.
Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus, all lying around.
And Power Rangers ruling while sitting on top of the trees. In a kind of disturbing way.... (You can see Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus laying down in the background)
Tangled
Yesterday I saw Tangled. It was AWESOME!!! It was the cutest animated movie I have ever seen. I SWEAR. The horse is my favorite. He CRACKS me UP!!! If you want to see a good movie whether you're a boy or girl, watch this. It's funny, makes you tear up, keeps you on the edge of your seat, and it has romance. Perfect.
Dear Anonymous...
Dear Anonymous, (who I know goes to my school that commented on my blog)
ya. you're right. On WEEK SPONTANEOUS on Friday we dressed up as characters from Toy Story 3.
Me: Buzz Lightyear
Sariah: Ken
Khiana: Barbie
Melissa: Slinky
Maggie: Rex
It was so fun. To Infinite and BEYOND!! haha. My motto: Don't make me go all Spanish Buzz on you. haha.
Also: Who are you Anonymous? haha. Wow. That was a tacky statement....
ya. you're right. On WEEK SPONTANEOUS on Friday we dressed up as characters from Toy Story 3.
Me: Buzz Lightyear
Sariah: Ken
Khiana: Barbie
Melissa: Slinky
Maggie: Rex
It was so fun. To Infinite and BEYOND!! haha. My motto: Don't make me go all Spanish Buzz on you. haha.
Also: Who are you Anonymous? haha. Wow. That was a tacky statement....
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Today. I guess.
Today.... I'm not really happy at the moment. Just fyi. i'm kinda tired.... anyways, so in science today I was REALLY tired. I was about to fall asleep and then I had to write notes. Bleh. Sean was sitting in front of me (which he wasn't supposed to. And yes, he sat in your seat Kadie) and then he turns around:
Sean: "Hey can you write down the notes for me?"
Me: "No."
Sean: "Please? I'm your friend right?"
Me: "eveyone's my friend"
Sean: "ok." and he gives me his paper and walks out of the room. WHAT THE HECK?!? WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! goodness. Anyways, I gave the paper to Eli and he just crumpled it up and chucked it at Patrick's head. Well. That's one way to get rid of it. I wrote my notes and then I started to fall asleep so I thought 'what the heck. might as well write his notes. it'll keep me awake for a while' so i did. Sean came back after I wrote them for him. At the bottom of the page I wrote:
"This is the first and last time I am EVER gonna do this for you!!!!" and then I drew a smiley face with teeth. ya. I was tired. Can't you tell?
OOOOO!!! I just thought of something!! So I've never had a classroom that was very festive during Christmas. NEVER. Mr. Stadt ROCKS!! He let's people bring lights and Christmas decorations!! He's even letting Emily bring in a Christmas tree!!! It's been so FUN. At lunch a bunch of us are just in there putting it together. Emmett doesn't celebrate Christmas but today he was in there putting lights up and saying that he was a christmas tree when he was tangled up in lights. AWESOME!!! :]
Sean: "Hey can you write down the notes for me?"
Me: "No."
Sean: "Please? I'm your friend right?"
Me: "eveyone's my friend"
Sean: "ok." and he gives me his paper and walks out of the room. WHAT THE HECK?!? WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! goodness. Anyways, I gave the paper to Eli and he just crumpled it up and chucked it at Patrick's head. Well. That's one way to get rid of it. I wrote my notes and then I started to fall asleep so I thought 'what the heck. might as well write his notes. it'll keep me awake for a while' so i did. Sean came back after I wrote them for him. At the bottom of the page I wrote:
"This is the first and last time I am EVER gonna do this for you!!!!" and then I drew a smiley face with teeth. ya. I was tired. Can't you tell?
OOOOO!!! I just thought of something!! So I've never had a classroom that was very festive during Christmas. NEVER. Mr. Stadt ROCKS!! He let's people bring lights and Christmas decorations!! He's even letting Emily bring in a Christmas tree!!! It's been so FUN. At lunch a bunch of us are just in there putting it together. Emmett doesn't celebrate Christmas but today he was in there putting lights up and saying that he was a christmas tree when he was tangled up in lights. AWESOME!!! :]
Week Spontaneous #2
Today... We were preppy. I guess. We didn't do much... We all crimped our hair, wore purple or pink shirts, and that's it. Also, we wore makeup. Khiana and I are the only ones that wear makeup most of the time. Everyone else doesn't wear it as much. So ya. Not very interesting...
Sneak Peek: normal..
Friday Sneak Peek: hehe. I'm not tellin you!
Sneak Peek: normal..
Friday Sneak Peek: hehe. I'm not tellin you!
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Week Spontaneous
Omg. So today my friends and I decide we were going to do something spontaneous everyday this week. Something out there. We decided to dress up. And you will never guess at what we did today. NEVER. Me, Khiana, and Sariah dressed up AS BOYS!!!! it was AWESOME!!! I mean we thought we were gonna get in trouble but we didn't. The teachers just kinda looked at us like we were freaks. But that's normal.Here's an idea of what we looked like:
Sariah: Converse, Sweats, Hoodie, and hair pulled up inside of a hat.
Khiana: Red High Tops, Skinny Jeans, Red long-sleeved basketball shirt, Hair pulled up and over so it kinda looked like she had skater hair but her hair was kinda flippy so it didn't work very well...
Me: DC shoes, Gray Skinny Jeans, A. Eagle Shirt (my brother's), black jacket, and a hat with skater hairdo.
Everyone said I looked exactly like a guy. Some people even said I looked like JUSTIN BIEBER. Not sure if that was a compliment. I didn't exactly take it that way though. It was so fun. Most of the guys were very.....let's say.......disturbed? that there was a new species of guys....I made an excuse for them though. "They're not disturbed! They're just jealous that we're better lookin guys then them!" it was funny. Khiana was interesting though. Her lunch box was this pink purse and she forgot her fingernails were painted still. She said "I like to get in touch with my inner self." There were some guys that thought it was funny though. We also have plans for the rest of this week. If I can I'll try to put up some pictures if my friend can email them to me! :]
Sneak Peek on Tomorrow: "Preppies/Groupies"
Sariah: Converse, Sweats, Hoodie, and hair pulled up inside of a hat.
Khiana: Red High Tops, Skinny Jeans, Red long-sleeved basketball shirt, Hair pulled up and over so it kinda looked like she had skater hair but her hair was kinda flippy so it didn't work very well...
Me: DC shoes, Gray Skinny Jeans, A. Eagle Shirt (my brother's), black jacket, and a hat with skater hairdo.
Everyone said I looked exactly like a guy. Some people even said I looked like JUSTIN BIEBER. Not sure if that was a compliment. I didn't exactly take it that way though. It was so fun. Most of the guys were very.....let's say.......disturbed? that there was a new species of guys....I made an excuse for them though. "They're not disturbed! They're just jealous that we're better lookin guys then them!" it was funny. Khiana was interesting though. Her lunch box was this pink purse and she forgot her fingernails were painted still. She said "I like to get in touch with my inner self." There were some guys that thought it was funny though. We also have plans for the rest of this week. If I can I'll try to put up some pictures if my friend can email them to me! :]
Sneak Peek on Tomorrow: "Preppies/Groupies"
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Grandpa Fuzzi Bunz
So today Sean accidentally called Mr. Stadt "Grandpa" during 7th Period. It was funny!! When Sean would raise his hand Mr. Stadt would be like: "Yes Grandson?" in an old man voice.
Colin said: "you can't be a grandpa! You don't have the throat flap yet!!"
Mr. Stadt: "Oh you wait. In a couple years I will." He's like 39! Then, a couple people started telling Mr. Stadt that they were gonna get diapers for him for Christmas.(kinda random)
Me: "My mom buys these cloth diapers called Fuzzi Bunz! I'll give some to you!"
Mr. Stadt: "Fuzzy Bunz?!"
Only a couple people heard that so they started talking. The rest of the class was kinda confused.
Mr. Stadt: "Hey, why don't you tell them the story"
Me: "ok. so my mom buys these cloth diapers called fuzzi bunz"
Everyone started cracking up and making jokes about it.
Me: "OH!! and the best part is that they are colorful!! They come in red, blue, orange, yellow, pink, purple....they even have ones the color of turd!!"
It was quite exciting.Then Sean said "Grandpa Fuzzi Bunz" and everyone around him started cracking up and we were all crying. It was interesting. Later,
Mr. Stadt: "Thank you for making that comment!!"
Me: "You're welcome. I'm just trying to make your life more colorful"
Ur screwed? Heck, I'M SCREWED!!
In Science we had to work on this project and in my group I have
ELI: PERV
TYLER: ANNOYING
JAMES: Pretty good but not (at the same time)
In Sean's group:
SARIAH: AWESOME
SAM: Doesn't do anything
In my group NOBODY helps me. Unless I threaten them. THANK GOODNESS I have brothers!!! I'm totally able to handle them. Most of the time. Anyways, everyone kept saying "Oh. I feel bad for you! I pity you!" blah blah blah. Ya I do too. In Sean's group Sariah is kinda like the brain and keeps them together. Sean's walks into the class:
Sean: "Sariah's not here. We're screwed!!"
Me: "UR SCREWED?!? I'M THE ONE SCREWED HERE!!!"
Sean: "Ya...I agree. I pity you." And the worst part is that he's James and Eli's friend.
ELI: PERV
TYLER: ANNOYING
JAMES: Pretty good but not (at the same time)
In Sean's group:
SARIAH: AWESOME
SAM: Doesn't do anything
In my group NOBODY helps me. Unless I threaten them. THANK GOODNESS I have brothers!!! I'm totally able to handle them. Most of the time. Anyways, everyone kept saying "Oh. I feel bad for you! I pity you!" blah blah blah. Ya I do too. In Sean's group Sariah is kinda like the brain and keeps them together. Sean's walks into the class:
Sean: "Sariah's not here. We're screwed!!"
Me: "UR SCREWED?!? I'M THE ONE SCREWED HERE!!!"
Sean: "Ya...I agree. I pity you." And the worst part is that he's James and Eli's friend.
Naughty Donuts
Today, some classes in Mr. Stadt's room had a party so there were these mini donuts and during lunch Melissa, Alair, and I each took one and started eating them. When the teacher wasn't around. It was funny. We were laughing hysterically and eating them and hiding them. (CHILDREN: DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME or school) Melissa looked through the window and saw Logan and assumed he was coming in the class again. The door opened.....
Melissa: "Well, hello again!"
and guess who it was? IT WAS ELI. It was so funny. Then, Mr. Stadt walked in (and Melissa had a donut in her hand which she stuffed up her sleeve) and Melissa *GASPED* really loud. I thought 'GREAT. way to blow our cover' but he didn't notice. WHEW!!! We walked out of the class trying not to laugh and in the hall we saw Emmett, Colin, and Logan. We looked at them and BURST OUT LAUGHING!!! I don't even know why. we just did. (I think the donuts got to our heads) Later, I was walking towards Emmett, his back facing me, and I was like 4 feet away and then he turned around real fast and goes "Why were you laughing at me?" It's like he knew I was there. He felt my presence!! just kidding.
Me: "Because. Your face just cracks me up"
E: "Oh thanks."
Me: "your welcome"
You might think that's mean but since we're friends he kinda gets it....
Melissa: "Well, hello again!"
and guess who it was? IT WAS ELI. It was so funny. Then, Mr. Stadt walked in (and Melissa had a donut in her hand which she stuffed up her sleeve) and Melissa *GASPED* really loud. I thought 'GREAT. way to blow our cover' but he didn't notice. WHEW!!! We walked out of the class trying not to laugh and in the hall we saw Emmett, Colin, and Logan. We looked at them and BURST OUT LAUGHING!!! I don't even know why. we just did. (I think the donuts got to our heads) Later, I was walking towards Emmett, his back facing me, and I was like 4 feet away and then he turned around real fast and goes "Why were you laughing at me?" It's like he knew I was there. He felt my presence!! just kidding.
Me: "Because. Your face just cracks me up"
E: "Oh thanks."
Me: "your welcome"
You might think that's mean but since we're friends he kinda gets it....
Enviroment Class
Enviroment, I have to say, has been the most interesting class today. We sit at these tables and i like to stretch my legs out. But so does Emmett. He was sitting across from me. And he takes up a lot of space. We started joking about it.
Me: "you take up a lot of space"
E: "ya when I get married I'm gonna buy two queen size beds and put them next to eachother. I get one and my wife gets the other one."
Me: "ya she's gonna look at that and say 'screw you' "
Josh F: "you might as well buy her another house"
E: "only if I was a millionaire"
Me: "you're never gonna be a millionaire"
E: "ya. I'll probably be living in a cardboard box on your lawn next to your mansion."
Me: "I'll build you a shed"
E: "you'd do that for me?"
Me: "no." haha. it was funny. twas.
We had these fish that we were using for experiments (they were like the 20 cents kind you get at Walmart) and we had a drawing for them. I didn't want one. And guess who put my name in? KYLE. Seriously? He thinks he's so cute! Well, he is a cute looking guy but annoying at the same time.When I didn't get called Kyle was all bummed.
Ms. Wolk: "kyle? are you ok?"
Kyle: "ya. I just wanted to get picked."
OH WHATEVER!!! you wanted ME to get picked!!!
Then, Logan started to cry because he didn't get one. That's kinda sad. He was like desperate! Just go to Walmart with a quarter dude!! (he totally has the capability. trust me)
Me: "you take up a lot of space"
E: "ya when I get married I'm gonna buy two queen size beds and put them next to eachother. I get one and my wife gets the other one."
Me: "ya she's gonna look at that and say 'screw you' "
Josh F: "you might as well buy her another house"
E: "only if I was a millionaire"
Me: "you're never gonna be a millionaire"
E: "ya. I'll probably be living in a cardboard box on your lawn next to your mansion."
Me: "I'll build you a shed"
E: "you'd do that for me?"
Me: "no." haha. it was funny. twas.
We had these fish that we were using for experiments (they were like the 20 cents kind you get at Walmart) and we had a drawing for them. I didn't want one. And guess who put my name in? KYLE. Seriously? He thinks he's so cute! Well, he is a cute looking guy but annoying at the same time.When I didn't get called Kyle was all bummed.
Ms. Wolk: "kyle? are you ok?"
Kyle: "ya. I just wanted to get picked."
OH WHATEVER!!! you wanted ME to get picked!!!
Then, Logan started to cry because he didn't get one. That's kinda sad. He was like desperate! Just go to Walmart with a quarter dude!! (he totally has the capability. trust me)
Jeff Dunham - Achmed Jingle Bombs
Omg. This one is WAAAAY funnier!! I cracked up the whole time!! My family sings it all the time!! Haha!!
"Achmed the dead terrorist"
this is so funny!!! Me, my mom, dad, and brother absolutely LOVE him!! The other morning I was fast asleep and my dad opened the door and screams "SILENCE I KILL YOU!!! " really loud. Gosh. Way to wake up the dead!! Haha!!
wow.
wow. i haven't updated my blog in a LONG time. sorry for the inconvenience. I've been busy with other things such as school, family, and friends. Also, I was grounded for a time from it too :[ not cool. anyways, i shall update as much as possible.....
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Food Bank Scavenger Hunt
Mutual was SO MUCH FUN!! We had a Food Bank Scavenger Hunt! In my group it was Me, Chandler, Hannah, and Avery. It was funnnnnnn... we went to a lot of houses and laughed SO MANY TIMES!! We went to this one house and this teenage guy answered:
Hannah: We are gathering food for the Meridian Food Bank and were wondering if you could donate anything.
Teenager: Um. What do you need me to donate?
Me: Food. because it's a FOOD BANK. (and then I started laughing hysterically)
Teenager: Um.... Could. You. Come back. Another time?
Us: Sure....
We also were at this house where there was a glass door and there was this baby girl who crawled up to the door and started smooshing her face against the glass. It was so cute!!
Hannah: We are gathering food for the Meridian Food Bank and were wondering if you could donate anything.
Teenager: Um. What do you need me to donate?
Me: Food. because it's a FOOD BANK. (and then I started laughing hysterically)
Teenager: Um.... Could. You. Come back. Another time?
Us: Sure....
We also were at this house where there was a glass door and there was this baby girl who crawled up to the door and started smooshing her face against the glass. It was so cute!!
Hysterical Science
Science was HYSTERICAL today. So we were supposed to make a Frayer Model about Pressure and the sub asked if Corbin could write his on the board (and apparently he didn't understand) and wrote this:
NOT
Seven
Cruddy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
The room went quiet then we all burst out laughing!! It was SO funny! We all started cheering for Corbin and he was like "YA!!YA!!'
Later, Maggie was sitting there and turned around:
Maggie: ELI!!
Eli: What?
Maggie: Stop kicking my chair! It vibrates and...and.. I don't like that SENSATION!!
We all started laughing so hard!!
Sub: Did you know that means he likes you?
Eli turned bright and was so embarrased but was laughing though. It was funny.
Sean: Well, ever since Madi R. left he's been looking for someone....
I also found this note that said:
MAGGIE
L
I
Ewww. Sean sits behind me so he said:
EVEYONE PUT ON YOUR MATURITY DIAPERS!
I went into hysterics and Emmett kept looking at me like I was a freak when I was laughing so hard I was almost crying.
Later, on the bus Sean was leaving:
Me: Sean! Remember to put on your maturity diaper!
Sean: Ok. I will!
Me: I'm so proud of you Sean!
Sean: Thank you!!
NOT
Seven
Cruddy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
The room went quiet then we all burst out laughing!! It was SO funny! We all started cheering for Corbin and he was like "YA!!YA!!'
Later, Maggie was sitting there and turned around:
Maggie: ELI!!
Eli: What?
Maggie: Stop kicking my chair! It vibrates and...and.. I don't like that SENSATION!!
We all started laughing so hard!!
Sub: Did you know that means he likes you?
Eli turned bright and was so embarrased but was laughing though. It was funny.
Sean: Well, ever since Madi R. left he's been looking for someone....
I also found this note that said:
MAGGIE
L
I
Ewww. Sean sits behind me so he said:
EVEYONE PUT ON YOUR MATURITY DIAPERS!
I went into hysterics and Emmett kept looking at me like I was a freak when I was laughing so hard I was almost crying.
Later, on the bus Sean was leaving:
Me: Sean! Remember to put on your maturity diaper!
Sean: Ok. I will!
Me: I'm so proud of you Sean!
Sean: Thank you!!
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Taking Notes on HOW to take notes...
In Science we were supposed to take notes on how we are supposed to take notes:
Teacher: ...(talking about how to take notes)
Josh: (on paper) 1. Take Notes
Teacher: When you have a question that pops in your head what should you do?
Josh: Go home. (he doesn't want to be here apparently...)
Teacher: What happens if notes are often incomplete and/or sketchy?
Josh: Why don't you tell us?
Teacher: What else can you do when you're copying notes?
Savannah: Talk to your neighbor.
Teacher: ...(talking about how to take notes)
Josh: (on paper) 1. Take Notes
Teacher: When you have a question that pops in your head what should you do?
Josh: Go home. (he doesn't want to be here apparently...)
Teacher: What happens if notes are often incomplete and/or sketchy?
Josh: Why don't you tell us?
Teacher: What else can you do when you're copying notes?
Savannah: Talk to your neighbor.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Toasters
At lunch Riley told Me, Khiana, Maggie, and Taylor that people die more from toasters than sharks in a year. We all started laughing and making jokes about it.
Me: How did Taylor die this sad day??
Khiana: It all started...........with a POPTART!
We kinda went crazy and started talking about putting Barbies in the toaster...
Khiana: My Barbie is cold!
Maggie: We should stick it in the toaster!! (pretends to put Barbie in toaster)
Khiana: OH MY GOSH! It's on fire!!
Me: She's simply SMOKIN'!!
Me: How did Taylor die this sad day??
Khiana: It all started...........with a POPTART!
We kinda went crazy and started talking about putting Barbies in the toaster...
Khiana: My Barbie is cold!
Maggie: We should stick it in the toaster!! (pretends to put Barbie in toaster)
Khiana: OH MY GOSH! It's on fire!!
Me: She's simply SMOKIN'!!
Married?!
On the bus this is what I heard from Bradley and Emily:
Emily: You're house or my house? My house? You're house?
Brad: What?
Emily: You're house or my house? OUR HOUSE!!
Melissa and I decided we just didn't want to know...(they were apparently talking about where they should do their homework or something)
Me: Hey Brad, are you guys getting married?!
Brad: Ya!
Me: Aww! I'm so happy for you guys!!
Melissa: Hey! I'll tell everyone for you! So you don't have to worry about it!
Brad: Thanks! That totally lifts that weight off my shoulders!
Melissa: No problem!
Emily: Melissa, you're such a good friend! What would I do without you!
Later we heard Brad and Emily talking about how they didn't even have each others phone number.
Melissa: You don't have each others phone numbers and you're getting married?!
Brad: Ya! I don't even know her dad's name!!
Me: This marriage isn't going to last. I just know it.
Emily: Hey Melissa, when you announce our marriage to everyone could you make the invitations blue with green lettering?
Melissa: (pretends to write it down on her hand) Of course!
Emily: you're amazing Melissa!
Melissa: I know!
Emily: You're house or my house? My house? You're house?
Brad: What?
Emily: You're house or my house? OUR HOUSE!!
Melissa and I decided we just didn't want to know...(they were apparently talking about where they should do their homework or something)
Me: Hey Brad, are you guys getting married?!
Brad: Ya!
Me: Aww! I'm so happy for you guys!!
Melissa: Hey! I'll tell everyone for you! So you don't have to worry about it!
Brad: Thanks! That totally lifts that weight off my shoulders!
Melissa: No problem!
Emily: Melissa, you're such a good friend! What would I do without you!
Later we heard Brad and Emily talking about how they didn't even have each others phone number.
Melissa: You don't have each others phone numbers and you're getting married?!
Brad: Ya! I don't even know her dad's name!!
Me: This marriage isn't going to last. I just know it.
Emily: Hey Melissa, when you announce our marriage to everyone could you make the invitations blue with green lettering?
Melissa: (pretends to write it down on her hand) Of course!
Emily: you're amazing Melissa!
Melissa: I know!
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Mad Hatters and a Party
For this Halloween party I went to, Khiana and I dressed up as Mad Hatters. It was actually a youth halloween party at my church. It was REALLY fun. There was this kid named Clayton who kept following us and flirting with us (calling us Lady Gagas) and whenever he flirted, Brogan would pop out of nowhere and would get mad at him. HILARIOUS! The awesome part was they taught us how to dance to THRILLER!
They split us up into two groups and we had a THRILLER dance off!! In our group we had Tanner Hamilton. He is AWESOME at Michael Jackson moves. We were dancing on the patio and they had this little wall surrounding the patio and Tanner jumped up there, took off his jacket, and totally started dancing it up! It was so cool!! Then Khiana and I got marshmallows chucked at us by Matthew so Khiana took a bunch and stuck it down his shirt. Pretty fun...
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Bugging me!!/Be manly
Today there has been two people who have REALLY been bugging me. Kyle and Kade. If you go to my school you know why. If not...oh well. I'm too lazy to type about it.
In History today Patrick was being a butt and kept kicking/stepping on Emmett's legs and feet. Emmett limped toward me and said:
Emmett: "ow.ow.ow.ow"
Me: "awww! You want a hug?"
Emmett: (he like jumped a couple feet away from me) "NO!" (he's a wimp when it comes to hugs.)
Me: "Really emmett? last year you hugged me and now you act like you're too "manly" to!"
Amber: "Come on Emmett! Hug her! Be a man!!" (i love Amber. She is the most genuinely nice person I have ever known and I'm not saying this because she made emmett give me a hug. She just is.) Then Emmett gave me a wimpy hug.
Me: "That was pathetic! you did better than that last year!" I smacked him on the head. (not hard)
Amber: "ooooooo. ouch."
In History today Patrick was being a butt and kept kicking/stepping on Emmett's legs and feet. Emmett limped toward me and said:
Emmett: "ow.ow.ow.ow"
Me: "awww! You want a hug?"
Emmett: (he like jumped a couple feet away from me) "NO!" (he's a wimp when it comes to hugs.)
Me: "Really emmett? last year you hugged me and now you act like you're too "manly" to!"
Amber: "Come on Emmett! Hug her! Be a man!!" (i love Amber. She is the most genuinely nice person I have ever known and I'm not saying this because she made emmett give me a hug. She just is.) Then Emmett gave me a wimpy hug.
Me: "That was pathetic! you did better than that last year!" I smacked him on the head. (not hard)
Amber: "ooooooo. ouch."
Monday, October 25, 2010
Enviroment and Kyle
So today Kyle has been a real exciting person to sit next to.(not) Anyways, just a little FYI about him, he's a BIG FLIRT. Really annoying. Today he was making fun of my last name and I was getting REALLY embarrassed. (don't ask why) So his last name is Redford (red-fur-d) and I said to him: "Stop making fun of my last name Kyle RedTURD!!" I was doing it in a funny way though. He just started laughing.
BATH TIME!
These pictures of Bonkers are so cute! He ABSOLUTELY hated i mean HIGHLY DISLIKED (see I didn't use hate, mother) but lately he has really liked it! And since he's such an itsy bitsy guy he can fit in the laundry room sink.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Favorite Color
I saw my friend Taylor writing this on her binder with expo markers:
My favorite color is red!
Mine is Green!
I Like BLUE!
PINK!!
But you're black.
So? Do you have a problem with that?
no. NO! I'm fine with you liking pink...
My favorite color is red!
Mine is Green!
I Like BLUE!
PINK!!
But you're black.
So? Do you have a problem with that?
no. NO! I'm fine with you liking pink...
Hooray for Weekends!!
Hooray for Weekends!! I am so tired of school... too much homework....too much waking up early...too much going to bed early!... too much teachers... too much weird people. I mean after a while it gets to you. Then EVERYONE is weird!! Plus we have SO MUCH HOMEWORK!!! IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO SEE HOW MUCH HOMEWORK THEY CAN GIVE US UNTIL WE GO CRAZY!!!!! ok. I think it worked. Though I think I'm already past the crazy stage...
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Give me some WOOP WOOP!!
Hey ya'll!! Today, me and my friend Khiana were so crazy during P.E. The girls were having a volleyball tournament. Khiana and I were so crazed and so bored that we were making up these cheers for one of the teams: Dynamite. Here's some cheers we made up:
WE ARE THE BOOM! DYNAMITE.
WE ARE THE BOOM! DYNAMITE.
WE ARE THE TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC
BOOM! DYNAMITE!!
WE ARE THE SMALL FRIES...
WE'RE REALLY GOOD!
WE ARE THE SMALL FRIES...
WE RULE THE HOOD!
(my team was called the small fries. Don't ask how we got that name...)
HEY DYNAMITE.
YOU'RE DOIN ALL RIGHT!
HEY DYNAMITE.
YOU CAN WIN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!
A-C-E!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
DON'T MESS. DON'T MESS.
DON'T MESS WITH THE BEST CAUSE THE BEST DON'T MESS.
DON'T FOOL. DON'T FOOL.
DON'T FOOL WITH THE COOL CAUSE THE COOL DON'T FOOL.
FROM THE EAST. TO THE WEST.
HEY! THE AVIATORS ARE THE BEST!!
HEY EVERYBODY KICK OFF THE SLACK.
HEY EVERYBODY.
HIT 'EM RIGHT BACK!!
We might start a Pep Club so if anyone has any good cheers please comment them!!! :]
WE ARE THE BOOM! DYNAMITE.
WE ARE THE BOOM! DYNAMITE.
WE ARE THE TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC
BOOM! DYNAMITE!!
WE ARE THE SMALL FRIES...
WE'RE REALLY GOOD!
WE ARE THE SMALL FRIES...
WE RULE THE HOOD!
(my team was called the small fries. Don't ask how we got that name...)
HEY DYNAMITE.
YOU'RE DOIN ALL RIGHT!
HEY DYNAMITE.
YOU CAN WIN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!
A-C-E!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
DON'T MESS. DON'T MESS.
DON'T MESS WITH THE BEST CAUSE THE BEST DON'T MESS.
DON'T FOOL. DON'T FOOL.
DON'T FOOL WITH THE COOL CAUSE THE COOL DON'T FOOL.
FROM THE EAST. TO THE WEST.
HEY! THE AVIATORS ARE THE BEST!!
HEY EVERYBODY KICK OFF THE SLACK.
HEY EVERYBODY.
HIT 'EM RIGHT BACK!!
We might start a Pep Club so if anyone has any good cheers please comment them!!! :]
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Embarrassing Emmett
Oh my gosh! On Monday, Khiana and I totally embarrassed Emmett! It was hilarious! So we were walking back from Math and his friend Colin totally ditched him to walk with this girl named Vanessa.
Me: "hey emmett, it looks like your friend there ditched you for another girl."
Khiana: "ya."
Me: "Now you're a loner."
Emmett: "Ya."
Khiana: "well you can hang out with us!!"
Me: "YA!! You could hang out with us and make Colin jealous! I mean you'd have 2 girls and he's only have 1."
It was so funny.
Me: "hey emmett, it looks like your friend there ditched you for another girl."
Khiana: "ya."
Me: "Now you're a loner."
Emmett: "Ya."
Khiana: "well you can hang out with us!!"
Me: "YA!! You could hang out with us and make Colin jealous! I mean you'd have 2 girls and he's only have 1."
It was so funny.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Funny Email
I got this REALLY funny email...:
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor..
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, and can't be new.
8.When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
I also got this really cute quote also...
"Girls are like cell phones, we love to be held and talked to, but press a wrong button and you'll be disconnected!"
-Anonymous
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor..
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, and can't be new.
8.When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
"Girls are like cell phones, we love to be held and talked to, but press a wrong button and you'll be disconnected!"
-Anonymous
Mad Hatter Tea Party!!
On Thursday me and my friend Khiana had THE MOST FUN EVER!! We had a Mad Hatter Tea Party! It was so much fun! We made random foods and had random dishes that held the food and IT was SO fun. Everything was random! Then we dressed up and did our makeup really weird. Khiana's was WAY weirder than mine. TRUST ME. It was awesome looking. We saw these paramedic guys and firefighters:
P1: "Those girls are really weird"
P2: "No doubt about it"
P= paramedic guy
Then the firefighters walked by us and just started laughing.
This is me with my makeup on when I came home..
P1: "Those girls are really weird"
P2: "No doubt about it"
P= paramedic guy
Then the firefighters walked by us and just started laughing.
This is me with my makeup on when I came home..
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
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