LESSON #1 ON HOW TO SCARE AWAY BOYS:

CAUTION: Scaring boys away will not help you get a boyfriend!! If you are having trouble with that already, please DO NOT READ THIS. It will not help you.

While walking back to school from the Meridian Library with the rest of my 7th Grade classmates...

Me, Sariah, and 2 others: "JOHN-JACOB-JINGLE-HYMER-SMITH! HIS NAME IS MY NAME TO!....
Boys:"RUN AWAY!!"
Me, Sariah, and 2 others: "let's sneak up on them!!........Hello!"
Boys: "GET AWAY!! REPEAT! GET A-WAY!!
Me, Sariah, and 2 others: "JOHN-JACOB-JINGLE-HYMER-SMITH! HIS NAME IS MY NAME TO!....
Boys: AHHHHHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!!
Anybody else watching: "Freak!"
Cars Driving By: "HONK! HONK! HONK!"

Arriving at school...

Me, Sariah, and 2 others: "THAT WAS HILARIOUS!"

Boys: Thank GOODNESS! We made it to school ALIVE!! 
Me, Sariah, and 2 others: WE HEARD THAT YA LOSERS!  

Warning:Calling boys losers and screaming songs at them will NOT help you get a boyfriend either.