Ur screwed? Heck, I'M SCREWED!!

In Science we had to work on this project and in my group I have 
ELI: PERV
TYLER: ANNOYING
JAMES: Pretty good but not (at the same time)
In Sean's group:
SARIAH: AWESOME
SAM: Doesn't do anything
In my group NOBODY helps me. Unless I threaten them. THANK GOODNESS I have brothers!!! I'm totally able to handle them. Most of the time. Anyways, everyone kept saying "Oh. I feel bad for you! I pity you!" blah blah blah. Ya I do too. In Sean's group Sariah is kinda like the brain and keeps them together. Sean's walks into the class:
Sean: "Sariah's not here. We're screwed!!"
Me: "UR SCREWED?!? I'M THE ONE SCREWED HERE!!!" 
Sean: "Ya...I agree. I pity you." And the worst part is that he's James and Eli's friend.