Funny Church Signs:
Funny Bulletin Bloopers:
"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."
"The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy."
"A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the Church Hall. Music will follow."
"Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance."
"Ladies don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands."
"The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
"Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."
Hope you had a Laugh, Chuckle, or Giggle!
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