Jeff and Julia Crack Me Up!

We live next door to the Bishop.

He has a son named Jeff who's married to Julia.

Ever Sunday we go over and play board games with them.

One time they gave us a note challenging us to come play games with them:

"On the 6th of November, in the year of our Lord Two-Thousand and Eleven, we do hereby officially challenge you to an evening of games. As you ponder on whether to come or not please ponder the following:

• Don't argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
• Light travel faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
• Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
• If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean one enjoys it??

(They also included the Bulletin Bloopers in the last entry.)

 

On that note, come play games at 8 if you want. Include your answer and any donations in the envelope.