wow.

wow. i haven't updated my blog in a LONG time. sorry for the inconvenience. I've been busy with other things such as school, family, and friends. Also, I was grounded for a time from it too :[ not cool. anyways, i shall update as much as possible.....

Dog laughing hysterically

Food Bank Scavenger Hunt

Mutual was SO MUCH FUN!! We had a Food Bank Scavenger Hunt! In my group it was Me, Chandler, Hannah, and Avery. It was funnnnnnn... we went to a lot of houses and laughed SO MANY TIMES!! We went to this one house and this teenage guy answered:

Hannah: We are gathering food for the Meridian Food Bank and were wondering if you could donate anything.
Teenager: Um. What do you need me to donate?
Me: Food. because it's a FOOD BANK. (and then I started laughing hysterically)
Teenager: Um.... Could. You. Come back. Another time?
Us: Sure.... 
We also were at this house where there was a glass door and there was this baby girl who crawled up to the door and started smooshing her face against the glass. It was so cute!!

Hysterical Science

Science was HYSTERICAL today. So we were supposed to make a Frayer Model about Pressure and the sub asked if Corbin could write his on the board (and apparently he didn't understand) and wrote this:
            NOT
Seven   
Cruddy
Hours
Of 
Our 
Lives 
 The room went quiet then we all burst out laughing!! It was SO funny! We all started cheering for Corbin and he was like "YA!!YA!!'       
        Later, Maggie was sitting there and turned around:
Maggie: ELI!!
Eli: What?
Maggie: Stop kicking my chair! It vibrates and...and.. I don't like that SENSATION!!
We all started laughing so hard!!
Sub: Did you know that means he likes you?
Eli turned bright and was so embarrased but was laughing though. It was funny. 
Sean: Well, ever since Madi R. left he's been looking for someone....
I also found this note that said:
 MAGGIE
          L
          I
Ewww. Sean sits behind me so he said:
EVEYONE PUT ON YOUR MATURITY DIAPERS! 
I went into hysterics and Emmett kept looking at me like I was a freak when I was laughing so hard I was almost crying.

Later, on the bus Sean was leaving:
Me: Sean! Remember to put on your maturity diaper!
Sean: Ok. I will!
Me: I'm so proud of you Sean!
Sean: Thank you!! 

Taking Notes on HOW to take notes...

In Science we were supposed to take notes on how we are supposed to take notes:
Teacher: ...(talking about how to take notes)
Josh: (on paper) 1. Take Notes

Teacher: When you have a question that pops in your head what should you do?
Josh: Go home. (he doesn't want to be here apparently...)

Teacher: What happens if notes are often incomplete and/or sketchy?
Josh: Why don't you tell us?

Teacher: What else can you do when you're copying notes?
Savannah: Talk to your neighbor.

Toasters

At lunch Riley told Me, Khiana, Maggie, and Taylor that people die more from toasters than sharks in a year. We all started laughing and making jokes about it.
Me: How did Taylor die this sad day??
Khiana: It all started...........with a POPTART!

We kinda went crazy and started talking about putting Barbies in the toaster...
Khiana: My Barbie is cold!
Maggie: We should stick it in the toaster!! (pretends to put Barbie in toaster)
Khiana: OH MY GOSH! It's on fire!!
Me: She's simply SMOKIN'!!
 

Married?!

On the bus this is what I heard from Bradley and Emily:
Emily: You're house or my house? My house? You're house?
Brad: What?
Emily: You're house or my house? OUR HOUSE!!
Melissa and I decided we just didn't want to know...(they were apparently talking about where they should do their homework or something)
Me: Hey Brad, are you guys getting married?!
Brad: Ya!
Me: Aww! I'm so happy for you guys!!
Melissa: Hey! I'll tell everyone for you! So you don't have to worry about it!
Brad: Thanks! That totally lifts that weight off my shoulders!
Melissa: No problem!
Emily: Melissa, you're such a good friend! What would I do without you!
Later we heard Brad and Emily talking about how they didn't even have each others phone number.
Melissa: You don't have each others phone numbers and you're getting married?!
Brad: Ya! I don't even know her dad's name!!
Me: This marriage isn't going to last. I just know it. 
Emily: Hey Melissa, when you announce our marriage to everyone could you make the invitations blue with green lettering?
Melissa: (pretends to write it down on her hand) Of course! 
Emily: you're amazing Melissa!
Melissa: I know!