Made of Steel!!

Bradley cracks me up. At lunch today I was eating a donut. Yum. 
Bradley: "You're gonna get fat by eating that."
Oooo. He was so lucky that I wasn't sitting by him. But- he sat by someone far worse. Sariah. She slapped him REALLY HARD on his shoulder/arm. 
Sariah: "OOOOOWWWWW!!!"
Brad: "That's what you get for hitting STEEL!!" He didn't even flinch when she hit him. But I think Sariah broke something... It was funny. Bradley kept making these really funny jokes about it. HILARIOUS! Then, he mentioned the fat thing again.
Sariah: "Don't make me hit you AGAIN!!"
Brad: "Go ahead at your own risk!"
sum1: "Let's see if his face is made of steel...."
Bradley didn't say anything about my fatness after that.