I have way too much homework.... :[

Grandpa Fuzzi Bunz

So today Sean accidentally called Mr. Stadt "Grandpa" during 7th Period. It was funny!! When Sean would raise his hand Mr. Stadt would be like: "Yes Grandson?" in an old man voice. 
Colin said: "you can't be a grandpa! You don't have the throat flap yet!!" 
Mr. Stadt: "Oh you wait. In a couple years I will." He's like 39! Then, a couple people started telling Mr. Stadt that they were gonna get diapers for him for Christmas.(kinda random) 
Me: "My mom buys these cloth diapers called Fuzzi Bunz! I'll give some to you!"
Mr. Stadt: "Fuzzy Bunz?!"
Only a couple people heard that so they started talking. The rest of the class was kinda confused.
Mr. Stadt: "Hey, why don't you tell them the story"
Me: "ok. so my mom buys these cloth diapers called fuzzi bunz"
Everyone started cracking up and making jokes about it.
Me: "OH!! and the best part is that they are colorful!! They come in red, blue, orange, yellow, pink, purple....they even have ones the color of turd!!"  
It was quite exciting.Then Sean said "Grandpa Fuzzi Bunz" and everyone around him started cracking up and we were all crying. It was interesting. Later,
Mr. Stadt: "Thank you for making that comment!!" 
Me: "You're welcome. I'm just trying to make your life more colorful"

Ur screwed? Heck, I'M SCREWED!!

In Science we had to work on this project and in my group I have 
ELI: PERV
TYLER: ANNOYING
JAMES: Pretty good but not (at the same time)
In Sean's group:
SARIAH: AWESOME
SAM: Doesn't do anything
In my group NOBODY helps me. Unless I threaten them. THANK GOODNESS I have brothers!!! I'm totally able to handle them. Most of the time. Anyways, everyone kept saying "Oh. I feel bad for you! I pity you!" blah blah blah. Ya I do too. In Sean's group Sariah is kinda like the brain and keeps them together. Sean's walks into the class:
Sean: "Sariah's not here. We're screwed!!"
Me: "UR SCREWED?!? I'M THE ONE SCREWED HERE!!!" 
Sean: "Ya...I agree. I pity you." And the worst part is that he's James and Eli's friend. 

     

Naughty Donuts

Today, some classes in Mr. Stadt's room had a party so there were these mini donuts and during lunch Melissa, Alair, and I each took one and started eating them. When the teacher wasn't around. It was funny. We were laughing hysterically and eating them and hiding them. (CHILDREN: DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME or school) Melissa looked through the window and saw Logan and assumed he was coming in the class again. The door opened.....
Melissa: "Well, hello again!"
and guess who it was? IT WAS ELI. It was so funny. Then, Mr. Stadt walked in (and Melissa had a donut in her hand which she stuffed up her sleeve) and Melissa *GASPED* really loud. I thought 'GREAT. way to blow our cover' but he didn't notice. WHEW!!! We walked out of the class trying not to laugh and in the hall we saw Emmett, Colin, and Logan. We looked at them and BURST OUT LAUGHING!!! I don't even know why. we just did. (I think the donuts got to our heads) Later, I was walking towards Emmett, his back facing me, and I was like 4 feet away and then he turned around real fast and goes "Why were you laughing at me?" It's like he knew I was there. He felt my presence!! just kidding. 
Me: "Because. Your face just cracks me up"
E: "Oh thanks." 
Me: "your welcome" 
You might think that's mean but since we're friends he kinda gets it....

Enviroment Class

Enviroment, I have to say, has been the most interesting class today. We sit at these tables and i like to stretch my legs out. But so does Emmett. He was sitting across from me. And he takes up a lot of space. We started joking about it.
Me: "you take up a lot of space"
E: "ya when I get married I'm gonna buy two queen size beds and put them next to eachother. I get one and my wife gets the other one."
Me: "ya she's gonna look at that and say 'screw you' "
Josh F: "you might as well buy her another house"
E: "only if I was a millionaire"
Me: "you're never gonna be a millionaire"
E: "ya. I'll probably be living in a cardboard box on your lawn next to your mansion."
Me: "I'll build you a shed"
E: "you'd do that for me?"
Me: "no."  haha. it was funny. twas.

We had these fish that we were using for experiments (they were like the 20 cents kind you get at Walmart) and we had a drawing for them. I didn't want one. And guess who put my name in? KYLE. Seriously? He thinks he's so cute! Well, he is a cute looking guy but annoying at the same time.When I didn't get called Kyle was all bummed.
Ms. Wolk: "kyle? are you ok?"
Kyle: "ya. I just wanted to get picked."
OH WHATEVER!!! you wanted ME to get picked!!! 
Then, Logan started to cry because he didn't get one. That's kinda sad. He was like desperate! Just go to Walmart with a quarter dude!! (he totally has the capability. trust me)

Jeff Dunham - Achmed Jingle Bombs

Omg. This one is WAAAAY funnier!! I cracked up the whole time!! My family sings it all the time!! Haha!!

"Achmed the dead terrorist"

this is so funny!!! Me, my mom, dad, and brother absolutely LOVE him!! The other morning I was fast asleep and my dad opened the door and screams "SILENCE I KILL YOU!!! " really loud. Gosh. Way to wake up the dead!! Haha!!