Surprise Party!!

Me and Sariah threw a Surprise Party for my friend Melissa yesterday! It was awesome!!! We've been planning it for a couple weeks now... This is how it went....

10:00- Sariah's house to prepare for the FAKE surprise party.
11:00- Melissa arrives. Sariah and I bring her up to Sariah's room and say "Happy Birthday!" We had a lovely tea party....
1:00- We dropped Melissa off at her house (Where all the girls are waiting in her bedroom to surprise her) then we drive away turn around and sneak back into her house up to her room.
1:05ish- Melissa walks into her bedroom and we all scare the crap outta her screaming SUPRISE!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
1:10ish- We squeeze 13 girls into the back of Melissa's car while she's blindfolded. The parents folded the seats  down so we just sat on the floor. This is how it went... Just FYI: it was FREAKISHLY SQUISHED in there....
"You're knee is hurting my BUTT!!" "I feel my foot's circulation being cut off!" "I think I'm getting sick!" "I'm slightly claustrophobic..." OPEN A WINDOW!!" "You're hair is in my face! but it smells good..." "TRANSITION!!" "OUCH!!!OW!!!OUCH!!OW!!!" "I DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING!!" "Can I take my blindfold off??" "NO!!" 
1:40ish-We went to the Mall and did a scavenger hunt... I made eyecontact with this guy at a store (who was my age) and then he stalked me and Melissa (since we were a team). He was with a friend that I knew from 5th grade which was a little weird... Then we heard that Emmett was at the Mall so Melissa and I went on a scavenger hunt for him....Failed.... We went into the APPLE STORE and a couple guys were trying to hit on us...freaks. 
4:00ish- we arrive at her house, ate, opened presents, and played hide and go seek. It was awesome!!!

Made of Steel!!

Bradley cracks me up. At lunch today I was eating a donut. Yum. 
Bradley: "You're gonna get fat by eating that."
Oooo. He was so lucky that I wasn't sitting by him. But- he sat by someone far worse. Sariah. She slapped him REALLY HARD on his shoulder/arm. 
Sariah: "OOOOOWWWWW!!!"
Brad: "That's what you get for hitting STEEL!!" He didn't even flinch when she hit him. But I think Sariah broke something... It was funny. Bradley kept making these really funny jokes about it. HILARIOUS! Then, he mentioned the fat thing again.
Sariah: "Don't make me hit you AGAIN!!"
Brad: "Go ahead at your own risk!"
sum1: "Let's see if his face is made of steel...."
Bradley didn't say anything about my fatness after that.

Being Short

 I always seem to be made fun of for being short. For instance, today Brannic (this REALLY tall guy) tripped and almost fell on me. (Thankfully I moved out of the way and he almost fell on his face).

Me: "Thanks Brannic for almost running over me. Jeez, JUST becuase I'M SHORT."

Brannic: "Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't see you there!" he said that sarcastically.

Me: "Haha Brannic. That really makes me feel good inside." 

But, have you ever seen a tall person get made fun of for being short? Now that's just weird.

Jaydan: (now he's pretty short) "Hey Shortie!!"

Andrew: (this REALLY tall guy) "Stop it! Stop making fun of me"

Jaydan: "How's the weather down there?"

Andrew: "Stop making fun of me or I'm gonna kick you in the shins!"

They were being sarcastic but it was pretty weird...

Bowling

so...I've never been bowling before so on...Tuesday....I went with a friend and my brother!! It was so much fun!! Then later on  Thursday my family went together and we loved it!! I've had fun bowling... click here for some pictures.

New Hair Cut!

Today I got a new haircut!! I love it!

 I have also been putting mascara on my bottom eyelashes which have definitely made a difference. You can't really tell in these pictures though..

Funny Comics

These are some funny comics from this magazine called the New Era. It's a religious magazine for LDS teens. 

Title...

I didn't know what to name this post so I just named it "Title..." ya. Anywhoo. Yesterday night my mom was talking to my dad:
Mom: "Something's bugging you"
Mr. Coolio: "I know what it is....IT"S YOUR PANTS!!! THEY'RE TOO TIGHT AND GIVING YOU A WEDGY!!"




What is the least racist animal?








   A Panda: It's black, white, and Asian!