By A 15 Year Old

BY A 15 yr. OLD SCHOOL KID
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(TOTALLY AWESOME)!  

 

 

Since the Pledge of Allegiance  
And  
The Lord's Prayer  
Are not allowed in most  
Public schools anymore  
Because the word 'God' is mentioned.....  
A kid in Arizona wrote the  
NEW School prayer:  

  "New Pledge of Allegiance" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now I sit me down in school  
Where praying is against the rule  
For this great nation under God  
Finds mention of Him very odd.  

If scripture now the class recites,  
It violates the Bill of Rights.  
And anytime my head I bow  
Becomes a Federal matter now.
 
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,  
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene..  
The law is specific, the law is precise.  
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.  

For praying in a public hall  
Might offend someone with no faith at all..  
In silence alone we must meditate,  
God's name is prohibited by the state.  

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,  
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...  
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.  
To quote the Good Book makes me liable. 
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,  
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.  
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,  
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong..  

We can get our condoms and birth controls,  
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles..  
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,  
No word of God must reach this crowd.  

It's scary here I must confess,  
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.  
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:  
Should I be shot; My soul please take!  
Amen  
 

My Brother's a Goof

My brother made this video on our computer and it just made me laugh!! He's so funny for his age!!:)

Ummm...thanks??

Math:

Gary: "J. K. L."

Me: (laughing hysterically)

Sam: "What? I don't get it!"
Gary: (barely breathing from laughter) "Just kidding loser!!"
Allie: "Bwahahahahahah!!! That's so mean!!!"

Me: (choking from laughter..)

Gary: "JUST DIE ALREADY!!!

Me: "Thanks Gary. You just saved my life."

Bus:

Me: "You're older sister's making me feel uncomfortable. She keeps staring at me."

Khari: "hahaha!! She's so WEIRD! I'm gonna text her!!"

Khari: Stop staring!!!

Kai: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Me: "HAHAHA!! Well, I wasn't expecting that from her...."

After School:

Me: "RICHIE!!! GET OFF ME!! DID I SAY YOU COULD HUG ME??!? NO!! I DIDN'T!! GET OFF!!!!" 

Richie: "It's PDA Friday!"

Me: "You know what. I don't care what degree you want to get in college. Just don't hug me EVER AGAIN."

Richie: "Do you even know what PDA Friday means??"

Me: "NO...."

Richie: "It means PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION."

Me: "That's just great."

Seminary:
Me: "Jaxon. Be quiet. I don't want to hear any of your sass. We're in the seminary building."

Jaxon: "You know what? You just gotta be more creamy on the inside!"
Lindsay: "WHOA. What does that mean??"

Me: "JAXON!! That joke isn't funny anymore!"

Jaxon: "Then why did I just laugh??"

Math:

Mckay: "Khari, you need to buy me some lemon Pledge."

Me: "Why??"

Mckay: "I need it for my tractor!! It's almost Thanksgiving for goodness sakes!!"

Me and Khari: "HAHAHAH!!"

Khari: "That makes total sense Mckay."

Mckay: "I know it does."

Saydee: "Since when do you have a tractor?"
Mckay: "I don't."

Lunch:

Me: "Khari!! Why don't you have a lunch??"

Khari: (very sarcastically) "I'm anorexic. DUH."

Me: "You know what?? I'm gonna get 50 bucks and make you BUY lunch."

Khari: "NO!! NO!! NO!! We need to use that money to buy Mckay a lifetime supply of Pledge for his TRACTOR!!"

Me: "OH haha! I forgot. We better hurry! It's almost Thanksgiving!!"

HILARIOUS!!!

You HAVE to see this! This is SOOO FUNNY!!
http://www.bofunk.com/video/12687/riley_nelson_gives_referee_a_high-five.html

My Loveable/Evil Dog

 

Look at this face.

Look at how cute and innocent she is.

Now, picture her frolicking around in my backyard.

Sweet right?

Well, yestereday, it wasn't.

It was horrifying.

Actually it was more funny than horrifying.

You may be questioning, Why?

I'll tell you why!

Yesterday, my friend Khari got on my bus (even though it doesn't even get close to his house...)

So, I told him he could get off at my stop and just go through my backyard to get to his house.

It was a BRILLIANT idea. 

Until I saw that dog charging 80 MILES AN HOUR (and no i'm not exaggerating.) TOWARDS US. 

Actually it was more towards Khari. 

She started jumping on him like

"STRANGER!! STRANGER!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

I was laughing so hard that I couldn't even help him!!! 

Haha!

He was screaming and hugging his backpack for dear life!

It was HILARIOUS!  

But i felt bad at the same time...

Anyways, the moral of the story is...

NEVER JUDGE A DOG BY HER COVER.

Boys are Weird

Today Khari was trying to take off my ring off my finger and my ring flew and smacked Justin in the eye. I laughed SO HARD!! Goodness!

Yesterday in spanish we were talking about how "hijos/hijas/ninos/ninas" means children or child etc. So our teacher was asking us in spanish if we wanted to have kids when we get older.
Teacher: (in spanish) "Kendall, do you want to have kids in the future?"
Kendall: "uh no."
Teacher: "Oh, do you want your wife to have kids in the future?"
Kendall: "Ya I want (my name) to have kids in the future!"
Me: "KENDALL!! We are NOT getting married!!"

Funny Guy Moments

JuStIN

So for a while Justin has been ignoring me. He'll be walking, I walk up next to him, and start talking.

And all he does is SMILE and KEEP WALKING!! 

Totally IGNORING ME!!! 

It's so sad! It's like having a one sided conversation! ugh! 

Anyways, I was talking to him, well more like myself..., and then he just turns and says:

"It's been four days and I haven't talked to you once." 

then he just smiles and walks away.....Goodness!

(when I told that to Kharri, his best friend, he just laughed and said: "hahahaha! He's such an idiot but I love him!")

KhARri

 Now for Kharri...(one side thought: Kharri is black. He's like one out of two kids that is black in the area that is  my age)

Anyways, so we hang out with this group of people.

There's Olivia and Andy, who have a thing, and Malarie and Connor, who have a thing also.

So right before classes started, these two girls gave hugs to "their guy." 

Kharri and I stood there awkwardly for a moment..

Then we just shrugged and gave eachother a hug. 

It was SO FUNNY!! All these people just stared at the 6 of us hugging.

We were in a line hugging so it was funny to watch.

Afterwards everyone asked if Kharri and I had a "thing" goin on. 

We just laughed.

Lately Kharri's gotten into this habit of stroking my hair.

STROKING IT! 

It's a bit wierd... but funny. 

I was like, "Kharri, why do you keep doing that??"

Him: "Because, I LOVE YOU ellis!!"

I don't know why  he calls me that.

HE pronounces it like this:

(El-is)

I love his name though! You pronounce it like this:

(Car-ree)

He's so cool. I just love that kid.

JOsH

Okay, I will introduce one more guy. 

His name is Josh.

I met him at trek this summer. He's kinda short. Like my height short. He's a cute guy. 

It's kinda funny that even though he's short he's really smooth. Like he can wink and make that click sound with his  mouth and you melt. 

Even if you don't like him! 

Anyways, when I first met him he went to my friend Olivia and was like: "Who is that girl? The one with the fair skin and dark hair...etc." 

I laughed. 

Later he asked if I had a boyfriend. Awkward.. 

Anyways, everyone is trying to hook us up. Josh it fine with it but I'd rather just like him as a friend. His friends are really good at advertising him. 

I'll talk to Davis and he always makes remarks about him. 

Jackson Watkins will flirt and then bring up Josh. 

For instance, Jackson goes: "You. Me. Makeout session." 

Me: "No I'm good Jackson." 

Jackson: "I heard you made out with Josh."

Me: "WHAT?? Where did you hear that?!" 

Jackson: "Josh did. I'm just kidding. But he's always available for you if you want..." 

UGH!!!! 

I told Josh: "You're friends are really good at advertising you."